Phui Phui causing flood disaster

I got an sms coming in at around 2pm.

"Phui Phui has just plucked off the rubber hose of the washing machine, and the water has flowed out and covered the entire kitchen. I'm cleaning up now"

That's a message from my mummy - aka - phui phui's mah-mah and care giver.

I had reports the whole morning on his mischief.

1) He bit off the tip of his toy in the shape of keys - my mum has taken it away from him for fear that he might bite off more chunks and make a feast of it. He whined.

2) He bit off a large chunk of his yellow squeaky ball. 1 down - 2 more to go. That again, have to be removed from him

3) Curtain catching. With most of his toys confiscated, he made do with playing with the living room curtains. He duck his head below and allowed the cloth to swipe by from his coconut head all the way to his tail.

4) Flooding playground.

Reported his last activity to PD - also known as the police dept that governs phui phui's naughty behaviour. Rules with an iron fist. [at this point, i better do justice to the justice fist, else, I will have subtle complains and brought to the supreme court for defirmation.]

Justification for Justice Fist : without any government over phui phui, that little white thing will go crazy, drinking from cups, toilet bowls, rob food from people, make a habit out of eating poop, tearing anything and everything damage-able. Essentially, anything that is naughty. So - Justice Fist is to bring order to the great masses.

*Hail Justice Fist*